also: i really want to play me3 co op with some buckaroos, it’s a lot of fun already but that’d make it much better

i bought a premium spectre pack and got the salarian infiltrator and the widow and some tech/weapon damage gear all at the same time so i think me3 is telling me what class to play as in multiplayer

i don’t remember mass effect 1 being balls hard on insanity but then this is my first time playing as the adept in it so that might be it. i’ll just use liara and wrex or ashley since i’m kind of flimsy right now without bastion abilities or high level barrier and stasis

policenaut:

now give me max payne 4 with max going back to fuck up the mob

yeah i’d love a return to new york after this

policenaut:

also i just beat max payne 3 and im with lavelle my only complaint is its a bit short.

but man, seeing max all relaxed at the last menu screen was such a good feeling. keep it chill maxy you deserve that soda. 

:’)

i keep sleeping for half an hour to an hour and waking up sweating really badly because i keep hearing someone singing then screaming in my dreams and it sounds like they’re walking down my street

a new prime time network game show called whose piss is the loudest wherein mics are held directly beneath the taint of the participants using a decibel calculator to tally off the points winner receives whatever cash the shows that just got cancelled that season were making before being axed

revive your homie marky

saint’s row: marky mark edition

methylbenzene:

if your reason for argument on tumblr is to prove a point, what do you get from it? a feeling of vindication because you “won”? how does that affect you offline? its not like anyone is going to pat you on the back and say, “that was a good argument, my old chap, i do believe you came out on top.”

i need to validate my mustache twirling richie